For the last few months, we’ve all been talking about how Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are expecting their third child. The news was never officially confirmed by Kim or anyone in the family and when asked Kim always coyly acknowledged that she had yet to confirm anything.
And now we know why.
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In true Kardashian style, they were waiting for the premiere of season 14 of their reality show Keeping Up with The Kardashians. The promo was released and Kim who is on FaceTime with Khloe reveals the big news.
So now that we know another little West will be in the building we get to spend the next few months trying to guess the name. Rumors have it that the couple is expecting their second girl. But while we wait for confirmation, I thought I would come up with some potential name options for them. If they decide to use them hopefully they will send me a royalty check.
We all know that the Kardashians love everything that has to do with the letter ‘K’- I think that’s why she married Kris Humphreys in the first place. We also know that Kim loves to give her children names that exalt them above all the other commoner children.
Kris Jenner Productions
Another good ‘K’ name but this one just jumps right to the point. You know that Kris right now is on the phone with Nickelodeon, Disney, PBS, Sprout and all those other kid channels trying to lock down contracts for the next generation.
Best West. Like Best Western, but it’s funny because we know that neither Kim nor her offspring has ever set foot inside a Best Western.
Taylor Swift thought she had the last laugh when she released “Look What You Made Me Do” and dropped subtle hints of her diss to Kanye and Kim in the song lyrics and the video. But I think that naming the West baby after Taylor would be the ultimate clap-back. I’m gonna let you be Taylor, but I think Taylor West here is the best of all time.
See what you made us do?
For a second you may think I’m suggesting this to honor the past friendship between Kim and Paris Hilton. But I encourage you to think a little deeper. Remember the Paris robbery??
And no it’s not that mean because it was after that whole fiasco that Kim realized that she wanted to focus more on her family and started thinking about having a 3rd child. What a better way to always be reminded to stay present?
Remember how Kim lost that big fancy diamond engagement ring in the Paris robbery? Now she can have a Diamond that she’ll have forever, literally.
I’m totally kidding. It’s not like they would ever give their child a regular name like Karen or Ashley. But then again…maybe that’s what they want us to think.